Gold Kangaroo
24 - 29 Nov, Ian
Last Thursday late in the afternoon as the sky
was starting to thicken we boarded the Overland train that runs from Melbourne
to Adelaide. The journey takes 10.5 hours and covers 828 km. If you add in the
onward journey up to Darwin we will have racked up 3007 km on the train by the
time we arrive in Darwin late this
afternoon.We're travelling on the Gold
Kangaroo service, which is the local denotation for first class. The fare to
Adelaide is about 70 quid, though by the time you add in the other segments and
multiply it out for the whole family it comes to a large figure. But the
journey to Adelaide is affordable for many and the Gold Kangaroo dining coach
was full of non-business types. The meals on the train are pretty good - much
better than airline meals - and two people can share a comfortable compartment
with pull-down bunks and a small bathroom with a pull-down loo and a pull-down
sink; it also has a shower that you could use if you had to. And the sheets are
soft. I've shared a compartment with Heidi, and Paula and Zoe have had the
adjacent one. When you're lying in your little bed at night it's very cosy and
the motion is, well, train-like. I didn't sleep too well on the first night but
I enjoyed it anyway. The blinds weren't totally effective and occasionally
bright red, green and white lights would flash through them; it reminded me of
Leaving Las
Vegas, though my memory of the film is very
imprecise.Breakfast was time-tabled
for 5:30 but most of us were there half an hour earlier than that due to a 30
minute time difference as you cross the state line from Victoria to South
Australia - they usually announce it but the PA was apparently broken and the
girl who came round to run through the form never thought to
say.We arrived in Adelaide on Friday
morning more or less on time and were met at the station by Chris, whom we'd met
(together with his wife, Rachel) in The Galapagos Islands. Chris had very
generously offered to move his work around (he's a GP) and show us the city for
the day before we had to re-board the train. First, we went over to the central
market to get a coffee with Rachel before she went to work, and also to meet
their two year old daughter, Georgia, who hadn't been with them on the Santa
Cruz. The coffee was good, the atmosphere in the market was very buzzy and it
was, of course, nice to meet up with Rachel again. When Rachel and Georgia had
to leave we bought lunch supplies at the market, which has excellent stalls for
cheese, meats, fruit and veg and so
forth.From central market Chris drove
us round for a quick tour of the town and then up to a look-out point, Mount
Lofty, where there's a fine panoramic view across the city and out all along the
coastline. Adelaide is on a peninsular and there's another peninsular that
drops down alongside it; both were visible. And then we went on to the main
business of the day: visiting some of the wineries in McLaren Vale. It was a
treat to be able to do this without driving, although I didn't actually drink
too much. In each place I sampled only two or three wines, with my plan being
to do a side-by-side comparison of two reds, maybe slotting in a white at the
start. At the first two wineries the reds I compared were both shiraz, which I
drink much less of now than I used to. The wines differed markedly between the
two wineries but the relationship between the two wines in each pair was the
same, like two pairs of numbers sharing the same ratio. In each case the
premium shiraz of the pair was darker (in taste as well as colour), less
approachable, more complex: in a word,
better.Initially Paula and I were
letting the girls take a little taste of some of the wines. No one said
anything but I was starting to sense that the staff were not entirely relaxed
about it. At the D'Arenberg winery the uncertainty was dispelled by a sign
detailing the charges of up to AUD 5,000 that can be incurred for serving any
alcohol to anyone under the age of 18. So that was that. We had our picnic
there on the lawn outside with a cold bottle of
white.The tour was less of a luxury
for Zoe and Heidi than it was for Paula and me and they were getting a little
fractious in the back of the car. Since we left Rangiroa they haven't really
had much chance to be on their own or to talk individually with people who are
particularly interested in them, so this is not their easiest segment. In the
afternoon after we'd done as many wineries as we needed to Chris had the
sensible idea of returning to Adelaide and taking a trip to the
zoo.Paula and the girls have always
liked zoos and I've always been a bit less keen (though when we lived next to
Regents Park it was fun to be able to hop in the zoo there from time to time).
So this time, as you might guess, I found the Adelaide zoo to be pretty good as
zoos go - it's a real zoo with lions and tigers, and very nicely laid out -
whereas after eight months of less staged animal encounters Paula and the girls
didn't have quite their usual enthusiasm. But while it may not be Etosha, it
was a perfect way to spend a couple of hours in a week that's largely being
passed on a train. While we were in the reptile house I heard the radio paging
one of the keepers from his back pocket, instructing him to go and check out
another gap that had appeared in the wire. Shortly after that we
left...The train that runs between
Adelaide and Darwin is a different (though connecting) service, called The Ghan.
It's named after the "Afghans", which was the name given to the cameleers who
managed the camels that were imported to Australia for freight haulage across
the desert before the trains were here. I don't know how many of the Afghans
came from Afghanistan - the camels were brought over from Peshawar. One of the
main achievements of the camels was in fact to transport the tracks and sleepers
for the trains that would make them redundant. When the train was up and
running the cameleers were ordered to destroy the animals, but they refused,
instead releasing them into the outback. Today there are somewhere between
700,000 and 1,000,000 in the wild. Three different people have proudly told me
that Australia now exports camels to the Middle East for breeding. The actual
export figures, though, reveal that the numbers so exported are tiny and that
most camel exports (such as they are) are to the US, where they're presumably
bought by zoos.The guests on The Ghan
- at least on the Gold Kangaroo service - are less diverse than on the Overland:
apart from us, they all seem to be over 50 and most of them are over 60. They
don't look too active either. On the first evening we were surrounded at dinner
by a party of loud elderly Swedes. After dinner they took their drinks and
squeezed themselves, sheep-like, into the only narrow passageway on the train
and looked in bewilderment at the knot of people that accumulated at either end
of them unable to come through. A crew member explained to them that they were
causing an obstruction and that they must move, which eventually they
did.Virtually all of the other Gold
Kangaroo passengers are Australians, the only exception being a couple from
northern England. They sat near to us on the first night; I heard the lady of
the couple telling the elderly Aussies sitting opposite them that they had been
on a cruise of the Caribbean, where the pineapples were much superior to those
we get at home. While I was assessing whether this was likely to be true I
heard her go on to reveal that the pineapples she had at home were
tinned.So our fellow passengers are
not the same as the other travellers we've met this year. They're Alan Wicker
people. Years ago he has shown - on Wicker's World - that these people can be
interesting, or at least entertaining in a not unkind way. I'm sure we could
get on with them, but it would be hard and we stayed in our compartments
instead.As dusk fell on Friday night
all we could see out of the windows were plains planted with crops. When we
awoke the next morning we were travelling through the red centre. It's not so
much red as orange, the colour of salmon sashimi. There's more greenery than
we'd expected, and more variety in the vegetation. I'd had an image of
Australia as being akin to an atoll (now that I know about atolls), with a
perimeter populated in broken stretches and a monotonous interior; this metaphor
was now looking questionable. In a real atoll the small islands that are found
occasionally in its lagoon are called motus. Well, our motu equivalent here was
Alice Springs and we left the train there on Saturday and picked up a hire car
to drive out to Uluru. The taxi driver who had dropped us off at the car hire
place had recommended that we stop off on the way to Uluru at "Jim's Place",
where we could see a dingo play the piano. To my astonishment, Paula thought
that this sounded like a good idea. After grumbling for a while I agreed,
partly because the girl at Europcar confirmed that we'd get a decent lunch there
and partly because there might be few or no real lunch time alternatives en
route. So 90 km out of Alice in the middle of nowhere we parked at Jim's Place
and went in to get something to
eat.Jim himself was, thankfully,
towards the end of a recitation of the history of his bar/restaurant, which he
was addressing to a little party of travellers passing through. He did indeed
have a dingo - Dinky - at his side and called upon Zoe or Heidi to come and play
the piano, or at least strike a few notes. Gamely, Zoe went up and banged some
keys while Dinky climbed onto the keyboard and wailed. Rather her than me. The
food was simple and satisfactory.A few
hours later we were in the Ayer's Rock Resort and at our hotel. Paula had read
on the web that the place was very pricey, and, holding a monopoly, you'd
imagine that the resort (a complex of accommodation and shops) might be so. But
since the hotel was the only one we've visited this year that offers a package
for kids rooming with their parents (can this be so rare?) and since the buffet
restaurants are free for kids it turned out more than
fine.In the morning we got up early
enough to avoid the worst of the heat, drove to the rock and walked around it.
It's a very pleasant walk of 9.4 km, and away from the main car park it's quite
quiet. As walking so often is, this circuit is an excellent way to enjoy the
atmosphere of the place.
More people seem to do the climb,
despite the fact that everywhere you look (including the guide you're given when
you enter the park and big sign boards at the foot of the rock) there are
notices asking you not to do it because it offends the sensitivities of the
rock's "owners". This seems emblematic of the relationship between the
Aboriginal people and white Australians. As far as I can tell the Aborigines
have absolutely no standing in Australian society. Apart from the fact of
residential separation, which is not unique to Australia, I can't think of any
instance where I've encountered a full-blood Aborigine in any position of
reasonable political or social power. White Australians don't harbour the
racial resentment that underachieving whites sometimes feel elsewhere and that
can lead to race hatred: rather they seem to think of their Aboriginal
compatriots, if they think of them at all, as sad human failures. With poor
diet, a tendency not to exercise, alcohol issues and a disposition to suffer
from diabetes, Aborigines are seen (if they're noticed at all) hanging around
under trees in the park trying to scam themselves some grog (notices warn us not
to buy it for them, as if they were children, in areas where the sale of alcohol
is racially controlled). Every white Australian I've asked has opined
fatalistically that the Aborigines have not successfully transitioned to modern
life and/or they have failed to integrate (in contrast to the Maoris in New
Zealand, I was told this week).And so
it is at the rock. We now call it Uluru instead of Ayer's Rock and it's
nominally owned by the Aboriginal people and leased back to the state. Several
areas around the rock are fenced off since they are of special cultural
significance, and visitors are asked not to photograph them. And we're asked
not to climb up the rock. But you
can
climb it and people still
do,
and once you've done it you can go and buy yourself a certificate to attest to
the fact from the tourist centre at the
resort.I find all of this unsettling
and I'd like to know more about how the Aboriginal people themselves feel about
life in Australia. I had high hopes of getting some sort of insight from the
Cultural Centre inside the Uluru Park so we went there straight from the rock.
Lonely Planet's Australia guide has nothing satisfactory to say, IMHO, on these
social questions but I did find a whole LP book on Aboriginal Australia, which
gives a great write-up to the Cultural Centre. But when we went every single
person working there - all of the rangers, all of the people selling the
Aboriginal art and artefacts, all the people working in the insight rooms
attending to the displays - every one of them was white. The main display room
had a set of Design Museum-style explanatory boards artily describing Aboriginal
myths and a theatre where there were some low quality movie clips of a couple of
old dears putting on half-hearted dances for a bunch of white guys in big hats.
This is in complete contrast to our experiences in Africa, where most of the
culture scene away from the big hotels seemed locally owned and run. The guy
showing us round the petrified forest in Namibia, for example, could answer all
of our questions about the local languages (we were particularly interested in
the local click language). I left Uluru not really believing anything that I
was told about it - nothing there carried any authenticity. Our truest cultural
epiphany this week was watching Kath
and Kim in the hotel room before dinner (with
cameo appearances from Barry Humphries, Michael Boublay and The
Wriggles).We also did a short walk
through the Olgas, which have also been re-christened (if I can say that) with
an Aboriginal name, and which are equally impressive as a geological phenomenon.
Later we made an impromptu decision to sign up for a couple of trips: in the
afternoon Heidi and Paula flew round Uluru and the Olgas in a helicopter and in
the early evening Zoe and I set off to see the sunset on a camel. Both rides
were fun.The guy who led the camel
trip was the first person I've met round here who had anything sincere and
positive to say about the Aboriginal People and we learned a lot. Apparently,
the Aborigines burned the scrub on a 15~20 year cycle and some of the woods on a
50~60 year cycle, which kept them in good shape. When pastoralists came along
and booted them out these burnings stopped, and since then the scrub has
deteriorated badly: in 70 years there were 19 mammal extinctions, 12 of which
were local and 7 of which represented the total loss of a species from the
planet.The dunes that we rode over
were the oldest on earth, dating back around 20,000 years. Despite the loss of
so many mammals the reptiles seem to be getting on okay - it's possible to find
50 different flavours of lizard on a single dune. (Our best lizards sightings,
strangely enough, were all on the road on the way out of town in the morning,
although the lizards we saw then were very photo shy.) There are scorpions on
the dunes, too.I mentioned that the
landscape was greener than I'd expected with plenty of plant colour offsetting
the ferrous orange of the sand. Equally surprising was that the greenery here
was not in the form of eucalypts - rather the trees were desert oaks (which can
be up to 10,000 years old) and various forms of acacia, and spinifex was
everywhere.I'd been a little
apprehensive of getting on a camel after my horse luck in Argentina but I
fortified myself with the thought of how much cooler Peter O' Toole is than John
Wayne. It was actually very agreeable: the ride was smooth, although the breath
of the camel behind us (Zoe and I rode together on a two-in-line-seater
dromedary) was getting just too stinky by the end. Being Aus, they served us
camel meat when we got off.The next
morning we drove back to Alice (it's about 450 km), returned the car, had lunch
and re-boarded The Ghan. As we'd taken a couple of days out we had a new set of
travelling cohorts: this lot looked a decade or two older on average and even
less healthy. If you don't want to shell out for the Gold Kangaroo there's a
cheaper service that also has some sort of sleeping couch (Red Kangaroo), though
if I was travelling alone I'd be tempted to check into coach for the prospect of
meeting more (and more interesting) people. The main drawback with coach might
be that you can't turn off the "entertainment" - but that's what iPods are for,
I guess.Incidentally, continuing with
a series that I kicked off in a previous blog I'd like to propose
ad hoc travel tip
#7:
Fully load your
iPod. I have a great selection on mine
(1200+ songs, not to mention every photo I've taken since I've been away) but
there are still songs that I miss. Where they're on vinyl it's a drag to get
them on the iPod but if I were doing this again I'd invest the time in loading
all of my CD's before I set out, even those I don't play much. Then I could
have listened to Don't Call me
Darling by The Fall whenever I wanted to this
past week. The track could have been written for Australia, although it's not
so formal here and they call you Darl or Dar
instead.Last night was our third and
final one on the train. Before I turned out the light I was reading
Ripley's
Game by Patricia Highsmith, which features
murders on trains. I admire these books so much - they're my sort of genre
fiction. The transparent, powerful writing style is a good antidote both to the
"As told to..." clumsiness of The Lonely Planet Story and to the laboured
writerliness of Paul Theroux. It's only the second Ripley novel I've read: I
read The Talented Mister
Ripley a long time ago. Then I found it very
uncomfortable to the point where I didn't like it, but since it's had a haunting
quality and I've wanted to go back and read more for a while; and the three
thousand km train journey seemed like the perfect
moment.I was also ruminating on people
who have slipped out of my life. In the night I was woken by Heidi who wanted
me to turn the green night light back on (I'd turned it off after she fell
asleep). She had interrupted a dream I'd been having which had thriller-esque
metaphors of loved ones disappearing. If I ever come to write up that beliefs
thing you'll see that I have fairly specific views on how dreams can provide
revelatory content about our psychic lives. And that this stuff really matters
if we want to repair all the damage that life inflicts upon us. At the
Marie-Celeste Cultural Centre in Uluru the value that the Aboriginal peoples
place on dreaming is prettily posterized. I don't find any resonance in the
quaint descriptions of the myths about emus and turtles but I can believe that
speeding through the deserted outback on a train you might be enriched as you
sleep by glimpses of fragments of secret psychic maps.
For similar reasons our cabin in Maine
has turned out to be a slow-burn place to which we want to return. Heidi now
rates it as her top return-to place. And I miss the benevolent
ghosts.Our final day on the train
included a stop-over at Katherine. Even though this is arguably the didgeridoo
capital of Australia we resisted the temptations of the town and signed up for a
boat trip along the river through a series of gorges. We were taken to the
boats on a coach (my least favourite mode of transport) driven by a jolly
Brummie who couldn't stop cracking bad jokes. More of them were about death
than seemed appropriate for a party whose median age was about the same as the
life expectancy here. He also told us that the spear grass could be seen
growing round abouts explained the lack of sheep: the spear grass can grow an
inch overnight and entangles the sheep by hooking into their wool. They either
then die of dehydration or the spear grass grows further and gouges into their
intestings. Nice tale.We didn't see
crocodiles from the boat but we did see trees full of large hanging flying
foxes; they occasionally flitted out from the branches, revealing their
impressive size. On another part of the boat trip we had to walk a couple of
hundred yards from one boat to another to pass a section that's currently not
navigable, and the possibility of one of the old dears expiring in the heat
seemed all too real. Later, in the coach that shuttled us from the train to the
hotel, I heard an SOS tune beeped out - it was almost certainly a mobile phone,
which I would usually have known without thinking, but today my first thought
was of medical equipment. The driver of this coach was an old Aussie who'd been
pulled out of retirement in his seventies. He was more what we wanted here:
passing the Charles Darwin park he referred to Darwin as, "an explorer - or
whatever he was, he did a lot. He was a brainy
bloke."I'm finishing this off in our
suite hotel in Darwin. It's larger than the nice apartment we rented in Chile
and (even though they have no internet access) we wish we could stay
longer.Finally today I'm going to
congratulate myself. I noticed after I'd finished it that my previous blog
(Why
not?) was the 100th on Out to Lunch. I'm
having a drink to me!
Posted: Thu - December
1, 2005 at 11:10 PM
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