Lemonade and Spirits
2 - 4, July, Ian
Saturday was our "leaving Corsica" day so we
walked our bags down to the port to wait for the fast ferry (the NGV, or Navire
de Grande Vitesse) that would take us to Nice. As the name implies, this was a
much faster boat than the one we arrived on, with the crossing to Nice taking
three hours instead of the 12 hour overnight crossing from Marseille on the way
over. As we watched from the the harbour little planes run by the fire service
were swooping down to the sea, where they scoop up water and fly it over to drop
on inland fires. Apparently there have been some big fires in recent days
caused by the hot weather, as there were when we last stayed in Ile Rousse. I'd
like to have taken a photo for you but it was too hazy. A large squadron of
fire fighters from the mainland alighted (if that's a good word to use) from the
incoming ferry, presumably to help out their island
colleagues.In the evening Stephanie
picked us up at the hotel and took us to the old town in Nice, where we met with
Reynald. We had socca (pancake made with chick peas that's a local speciality)
and beer at a cool outdoor place and then kicked around taking in the sights.
Nice, it turns out, has its own dialect (Nissette?), which they're trying to
keep alive. Like Corse, it sounds intermediate between French and Italian; also
as in Corsica, the signs are all dual language, although without the bullet
holes. Another local fact that interested me is that in Nice the window
shutters are distinctive. They're just like regular louvered shutters except
that they have panels in them that hinge upwards so that you can have more
ventilation even while the shutters are closed; this seems like such a good idea
that I can't see why it's particular to Nice. If I made shutters I'd put in
these panels now that I've seen them. They're everywhere in Nice and the
utility of the panels is evidenced by the fact that many people have them
open.Reynald made us dinner at his
place, which is about 20 minutes west of Nice off the road that heads out to
Isola. Having seen Zoe and me pack energy bars for lunch Stephanie and Reynald
decided that we needed an educative experience in French cuisine. Accordingly,
they served up foie gras, frogs legs and snails, stuffed veal and tarte tatin;
this was accompanied by muscadet (after an aperitif of pastis), claret and
eau-de-vie. It was all delicious and without doubt, our best meal of our trip
so far. (Several other meals were memorable for the setting but at even the
finest meals the food has been memorable only in parts - the soup at Ota, the
starters at both La Maison Bleue and Palais de Fes, the warthog at Chobe.) As
Heidi writes in her newsletter - which she was keen to update with a Nice entry
after I'd already posted it on line - she really liked the frogs legs, while the
snails were a big hit with Zoe. And we all had fun. Here's the
chef:
This was the perfect way to end our
time in France, though perhaps a less perfect way to prepare for a day of
transatlantic travel. Again, we had to route through Gatwick and transfer to
Heathrow. This was made bearable - enjoyable actually - by our friend Mark, who
again turned up to help us, this time also with Annette and the boys: we loved
seeing them all. I had only the
lowest of expectations of Heathrow, though it still managed to disappoint them.
I couldn't get a blank spiral-bound notebook or a Laika CD, neither of which
surprised me, or any of the books that I was after, which did. I really wanted
pretty much any novel that I hadn't read by John Updike (three bookstores, not
one Updike book) or Philip Roth (two novels in Books etc, both of which I'd
read). I also wanted to read a book that only ran to two or three hundred pages
- sometimes it's nice to enjoy something Lite N Easy! In the end I managed to
find two longer books that I wanted to read, but not just yet. The first is
Dark Star
Safari by Paul Theroux, which was recommended
by Steve/Gill and separately by a friend of Pam who is very knowledgeable on
Africa who generously replied to my request for suggestions re Africa books.
The second book is Gabriel Garcia Marquez's memoir
Living to Tell the
Tale. So my reading is in increasing
disjunction with our travelling: in Corsica I finished
The Scramble for
Africa and read
The Beak of the
Finch (excellent Galapagos material); only a
part of our Ladies Detective reading is being done in Botswana, where the books
are set; and I expect that I'll finish the GGM book long before we head to South
America. Now that it's happened this way I like the dissonance that comes from
the (literal) dislocation: it prettily smudges the edges of our
travels.I started
Dark Star
Safari, which is about Theroux's journey from
Cairo to Cape Town, on the way to Boston. The Cairo he writes about has so many
close similarities to Fes that I have the sense that I can picture what he's
describing alongside his description, thus revealing to me something about
Theroux. What it reveals, at least in the first three chapters, is a grumpy old
guy who sees cartoon characters instead of people: the Egyptians and his fellow
travellers are equally two dimensional. Theroux also seems very
white,
if that makes sense to you. But then the handful of books about/set in Africa
that I've read have almost all been by whites: Kapuscinski
(The Shadow of the
Sun etc), Packenham
(The Scramble for
Africa), McCall Smith
(No 1
Ladies Detective
Agency series), van der Post
(The Lost World of the
Kalahari etc), JDF Jones (who showed in
Storyteller
that van der Post is full of crap), Mackintosh Smith
(Travels with a
Tangerine), Coetzee
(Waiting for the
Barbarians), even the guy who wrote
Culture Shock: Morocco!
which I read just before we left. The only
exceptions I can think of are Amin Maalouf, who I think is from one of the
Arabic countries north of the Sahara and all of whose novels are wonderful,
Nelson Mandela for his autobiography, and the author of
My Life in the Bush of
Ghosts, whose name I can't
recall.But for all of his apparent
shortcomings Theroux seems to be an excellent writer - very funny, very
evocative - and I'm loving the
book.I've been thinking about the
phenomenon of caricaturing the locals: it's something I really should try to
understand this year and I think I'm making progress. I raised a pile of
questions before about the phenomenon of being
Moroccan,
for example, if you recall. Let me try to explain what I'm thinking now using
Americans
as the case in point. When I think of Americans in general it's not so nice
(and the same is true of thinking of the English in general, or the French).
For example, I read in The Beak of the
Finch that about half of all Americans believe
that the universe was created intact by God within the last few thousand years.
About
half!! Would
you
come here knowing that? And every day they poison themselves and their children
with absurdly large portions of dubious food substitutes. (And if you're
English I bet you do too. Do you remember John Gummer, the then Health
Minister, smarmily beaming to camera while his daughter chowed down a fast food
burger? He got criticized for the one in a gazillion chance that she might
contract v-CJD yet no-one mentioned that there was a one in one chance that she
would ingest health-threatening toxins such as corn syrup.) On the drive up
through Maine we saw some of these generalised Americans at the diner where we
stopped for brunch. To be honest, after coming from Africa, Fes and Corsica
they did all look spookily over-fed, as though a room full of normal people had
been stealthily inflated. Is it any wonder that programmes such as Buffy
feature story lines that play on our anxieties about being killed by evil people
who are poisoning our food?Americans
are also renowned for their straightforwardness and pragmatism, allegedly at the
cost of sophistication. This is why they're supposed to be good in business:
they energetically focus on success criteria and getting what needs to be done
done. As someone said recently of Sandra Day O'Connor, the (regretably)
retiring Supreme Court judge, she keeps taking lemons and making lemonade. (The
shifty French, by contrast, take apples and suspiciously conjure up tarte
tatin.)However, I spend much of my
life mixing with individual Americans and I don't see the stereotypes in the
people. They are physically diverse and I never notice whether they are fat or
thin. They don't reach for the crucifix if I mention something pertaining to
evolution. My American friends share a sophisticated sense of humour and get
irony. Most of them don't call for civilian populations in distant countries to
be rained on by the bombs that terrify them at home. They even know the names
of these countries and, apparently unlike 89% of their compatriots, they have
passports. The partial truth is that
my American friends, mixing as they do with aliens like me, are not entirely
typical of the whole American nation. The wider, more explanatory truth is to
do with the nature of statistics. There are getting on for 300 million
Americans and I mix meaningfully with maybe 30. And here's my point: the little
community known well to me does not have any type of fractal isomorphism with
the population at the large scale. The nature of the small group is defined by
individuals; the nation's nature is a characterised by the statistical
distributions, or rather by differences between these distributions and the
equivalent distributions of other nations. When I walk into a busy diner (which
is another set that's unlikely to match the whole population), even if there are
only a hundred people there it's the characteristics of these distributions that
I see first - the differences between these 100 people and equivalent groups of
French or Moroccans. When I meet one American his or her weight never rises to
consciousness: when I meet 100 their average weight, being conspicuously
different from other the African or European average, does
register.Similarly with "world view"
characteristics. If I meet one American, even a Christian, and discuss God and
Darwin I'm likely to find a nuanced and subtle set of views, messily hedged with
ambiguity and inconsistency. However, when the poll results come in this is all
lost in binary mappings and I can see a statistical pattern of the whole that
loses all individual flavour but is meaningfully different from the same polls
results elsewhere. Both are interesting but in completely different, barely
overlapping ways. And even if my individuals have down-the-line stereotypical
views they turn out to be much less important to their lives and our
relationship than innumerable other things. To transpose briefly to another
country, this is why when we're in Africa the macro landscape features the
mind-boggling HIV rates very prominently, while in the mundane (micro)
experience of everyday life our interactions with the people we chat to and
those we scan at the mall the HIV thing is usually out of
mind.You've seen all of those pictures
that illustrate the impossibility of perceiving two images
(foreground/background, box sinks into the page/box rises out of the page,
rabbit/duck) simultaneously. Similarly, it's hard for us to hold the register
of individuals and that of the nation in mind at the same time without confusing
them. So we have to work hard to keep open enough light and space for the
particularity of individuals under the blanket cover of statistical patterns
and, after three chapters, that's what Theroux doesn't seem to be doing well
enough. (But it is still a great
book...)Boston is a lovely airport to
fly into in all sorts of ways, though I suspect that we didn't have many fellow
Anglo's flying in with us to celebrate Independence Day. We picked up our car
at the airport, and driving along the freeways at more than the proper speed in
our white SUV with tinted windows in back I felt a little like OJ. Actually we
took a wrong turning and got a little lost. Cruising around between Boston and
Cambridge where I've spent a lot of time in the distant past I kept thinking
uncertainly that I knew where I was: Is that the road that leads to where Rob
Mauceri used to live? Are we coming up to Harvard now? Is that the road where
I went to a party and had too much tequila? We eventually called out of the
window to a cab driver who led us to the right part of the city, and once I was
by the park I knew that we were approaching the old
Cheers
bar (even though I've never watched the show) and the State building with the
gold cupola, and then we were at our hotel. It was perfect: two comfy double
beds, lots of space, free fast wifi, excellent location. (Thanks, Kate!) The
rate was good, too, although the room rate might pale into insignificance
compared to the tips (guy welcomes us from the car - $5; guy takes the bags to
the room - $5; breakfast - cost + $3 per head + 16% + $5; guy takes Paula's bags
outside even after being told she doesn't want help - $2; guy gives us the car
keys back - $5 on top of the $36 valet parking charge). These days I'm totally
cool to all of this: it's just the local way of flowing some money down the
wealth gradient between rich people (like me) and less rich people who need it.
In Africa we had a pretty constant tipping thing going, though it was much less
formal (in NY I'm afraid the teamsters will be round if I leave too little). In
Morocco we never tried too hard to win at the negotiation game. In Europe we
have a rich taxonomy of taxes (though in England, although we manage to tax up
the cost of petrol by a factor of more than 10 we aren't as sharp at the Dick
Turpin trick of blocking the road and not letting you pass unless you pay
money). Anyhow it's karma: money should and will get moved around and you just
have to embrace the local way of doing
it.We left Boston early the next day
and decided that we should spend a whole day here on the way back if we
can.The drive up to Maine was
beautiful. From Portland we took the coastal highway and saw neither a house
that wasn't beautifully maintained in New England clapper-board style nor a
vista that wasn't stunningly scenic. The whole thing was only spoiled by some
guy slamming into the back of us while we were stationary, waiting for someone
ahead to turn. It was all very civilised. Nice people who were genuinely
concerned stopped by to see that we were okay. The driver was penitent and
admitted fault to the police guy. The cop knew the perp and didn't bother
measuring the skid tracks, which would have proved that he was speeding. The
car hire company agreed to replace the car that day with no paperwork. No one
was hurt, nothing was lost. But I was still pretty shaken. We detoured via
Bangor ("International") airport to get the new Envoy, this time in gold, and I
was glad to arrive finally at our
cabin.I'll write more about it and
include a snap in a future entry. For now I can report that it's a cabin by a
lovely large lake, and yesterday the merry July 4 crowds were boating all over
it. It's cosy rather than luxurious and we like it. Unthinkingly, I was
assuming that in north America we'd have every convenience: CNN, wifi that sort
of thing. In fact we haven't got a phone signal for miles around, there isn't a
kettle, the tiny TV only gets one channel (ABC) and we
really
can't drink the water (it's pumped from the lake). All in all, it's in many
ways more "backward" than anywhere we've been. And maybe better for it. You
try finding out what you can about Otis if you want to see what I
mean.On the way back from Bangor the
girls were asking me about people who reported seeing ghosts and I told them
that in my experience such people were disturbed. Well
I was
disturbed. Last night, after half listening while I was fixing dinner to a
re-run (on my Mac) of an episode of Buffy featuring David Lynch-style dream
sequences, I had a nightmare. I was loyally trying to help someone escape a
murder wrap. The dream ended when the person boasted of being the first person
to saw someone in two while they were alive.
After
I awoke I saw two white figures at the bedside: a woman holding a child. Then
it was an older child standing alone; I thought it must be Zoe coming down to
us. I mentioned to Paula that Zoe was there, then the child vanished.
Friday the
13th came to mind. (So
this
is where the adjective "spooked" comes
from...)In the morning I told Paula
what I'd seen (aren't I the
best for not telling her in the dark of the
night?!) and it made the whole episode cathartic, the ghost benign, making me
feel good. As I felt this, it reminded me of the scene in the third Harry
Potter film, which I watched on the plane on the way over, in which, from a
location similar to ours here, he summons the stag petronus.
Of
course I don't believe it was really a ghost
(though I learned today that there is something of a ghost scene here in
Maine).Anyhow, today is Heidi's
birthday (8) and it's a very happy day
anyway...Finally, I have to tell you
that Michael Adams got trounced 6.5 - 0.5 by Hydra, a truly
astonishing
margin. The only precedent I can think of is when Bobby Fischer six-loved two
top grandmasters before beating the strong and drawish ex-world champion Tigran
Petrosian on his way to becoming world champ himself. In his column in The
Telegraph David Norwood was getting all
I,
Robot about the Hydra win. I'm not disturbed
by it in the same way: it's just the case that we humans are currently getting
better at chess programming much faster than we're improving at chess. The
computers are still metal boxes, not real robots, and we'll need a whole
revolution in materials science (for bodies but especially for brains) before
this changes, and I'm not aware that this is on the horizon.
Posted: Thu - July 7, 2005 at 06:22 AM
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